It seems that every week another of my female friends gets a centre parting. Not with a fringe, that's perfectly fine obviously, but a centre parting without a fringe. Where the hell this has come from I don't know, but I do think Alexa Chung might have something to do with it. Which is weird because even Alexa Chung looks stupid with a centre parting, so you wouldn't think anyone would want to copy her.
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| Even Sienna Miller looks weird with a centre parting. |
Here is what I think of the centre parting:
no no no NO NO NOO!
A centre parting is never okay! Never! It makes you look like Peter Andre! Why would anyone do this to themselves?
DON'T GET A CENTRE PARTING! EVER!
The end.
When I had a centre parting in secondary school in the times when everyone 'cool' used to slick their hair back into a high ponytail with gel, I was once compared to a loaf of bread. Specifically Hovis.
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